by caboose » Thu May 20, 2010 11:16 pm
I'd give this one a B or so... not horrible by any means, but a decent placekeeper.
I hated Stalker saying that one viper gave *even* Snake-Eyes a tough time. I'm going on the record to say that my one-time favorite commando has been overplayed, and I really want a break from him. I'm half expecting them to say, in all seriousness, "Snakes may not know where you live, but he sure as hell knows where you're going to die." "The saddest and most wonderful thing in the world is that Snake Eyes' tears cure cancer... unfortuneately, he has never and will never cry." "GEICO saved 20% by switching to Snake Eyes." Anyway...
I thought the story of a capture the flag type exercise was realistic, and I liked what Dixon was trying to do in many cases, but the execution didn't quite work for me. I really balked when Cover Girl went off the reservation; I think it'd be pretty standard to follow the senior ranking person, or at least give us a little more conflict before she broke ranks.
I'm torn on the exposition. I like when the books shows tactics and tricks, but having CG take him by the hand, obviously just so Dixon could demonstrate this stuff to us, didn't quite work for me.
I've been a little negative so far. What did work? Well, I did like that story had STAKES. It's been mentioned, but the Joes had paintball guns, so yeah, they should have done very well against a couple of vipers. I felt like there was some real danger that people wouldn't be coming back--even Cover Girl, Tripwire, or Grandslam. I also liked the art a lot, and even though I found myself thinking "man, those COBRA troopers must be hot", I think there's probably many on here who've been sweating buckets in the desert before. I also thought the troopers really just looked bad-a$$.
I thought the teleportation was handled well, up until the very end when "every molecule" was called back, and we got the exposition from Dr. Nakajima (or whoever it was). That sort of element sort of pushed my suspension of disbelief.
o/a though, I think things could be a lot worse, and I'll keep reading what Chuck Dixon's writing.